The Shoutbox
A chicken went out for a stroll. UGH. This thing is broken. I give up.
Okok. there were two bars. One guy walked into the other one. Crap. No...
Does a bear pope in the woods?? Wait. No. Does a POPE bea... Dangit, no. That's not it either. Does Kermit drink green tea....OMG why can't I remember this stupid joke?!
NINJAS
They had to ban cigarettes at ninja camp. People kept seeing the smoke.

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Of course I made an exception for this site, so it might be self defeating.
Time limits just kicked in on my phone. My sleep schedule and eyes thanks me kindly for using the feature.
Yeah, when I worked at the hotel we had a sci-fi convention take place the same weekend as a wedding counselor seminar.
pretty sure that beard ain't regulation. cool costume though, wow. I only spent a few hours building my yip yip costume a few years back for halloween =\

dude has a friggin lathe.
Originally Posted by doubledenim
Not you too.

Steve. The guy. You know who Steve is. Think Superman when he starts smoking cigs and grows the 5 o’clock shadow.

You know Steve. Come on man, I’m hanging on by a thread. I can’t be the only one firing off the emails to the complaint department.

Ah, right...right... I got you now, Bob!
A friend has a wet dream of getting them to play at his birthday party. There goes that one, then...