[quote=John McClane]Got hit by a rock this morning on the interstate. Took a chip out the hood about the size of a grain of rice. Now I definitely gotta sell it.[/quote]

[quote=Powdered Water][I] You got me singing
Even though the world is gone
You got me thinking
I'd like to carry on

You got me singing
Even tho' it all went wrong
You got me singing
The Hallelujah song [/i][/quote]

[quote=mark f]R.I.P.  Ned Eisenberg (The Burning, Slayground)[/quote]

[quote=ynwtf]ha.[/quote]

[quote=Rockatansky][quote=ynwtf]we got a new guy that started today. the girl who he is replacing is basically walking through out procedures and files and such. dude asked "how do i turn off the computer?" she replied, "oh, well the power [b]button[/b] is just down here" and points to the front of the pc case.

I'm grinding my teeth atm.[/quote]
At a previous job, this guy once called me over because he needed computer help (I was defacto IT guy in the team because I had some computer skills and the actual IT guy was a dick). He was very confused that his monitor had stopped working.

I pushed the button to turn it on, dying a little on the inside in the process.[/quote]

[quote=AgrippinaX][quote=John McClane]I mean, as long as they just press it once there’s nothing wrong with that, but yeah, hold till it dies makes me cry.[/quote]

I read that without context and thought about that other button.[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]I mean, as long as they just press it once there’s nothing wrong with that, but yeah, hold till it dies makes me cry.[/quote]

[quote=ynwtf]we got a new guy that started today. the girl who he is replacing is basically walking through out procedures and files and such. dude asked "how do i turn off the computer?" she replied, "oh, well the power [b]button[/b] is just down here" and points to the front of the pc case.

I'm grinding my teeth atm.[/quote]

[quote=Austruck][quote=John McClane][quote=Austruck][quote=Mr Minio]I never ate a peanut butter and jelly sandwich in my entire life.[/quote]
SAME. I detest the taste of peanut butter, or peanuts, or... well, yeah, any of that stuff. Pleh. I grew up on tuna sandwiches or bologna sandwiches in school.[/quote]
I always found bologna sandwiches to be a pretty good friend repellent. When I switched to peanut butter I made a friend. Of course, he was imaginary but twas a friend nonetheless.[/quote]
I would have guessed that tuna sandwiches would be more of a friend repellant, but hey, whatever. :D 

Both of my friends were real. :D[/quote]

[quote=Austruck][quote=John McClane]Also, Nutella is disgusting. You are missing nothing, Austruck.[/quote]
Oh good. :D I've been fretting about that for decades, so thanks for improving my day. :D[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]My only requirement for food these days is cheap. Flavor is an afterthought, but if it it is good that's a bonus.[/quote]