Why? Well, why not?
#100 - Super Mario Bros.
Annabel Jankel & Rocky Morton, 1993
![](http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0905/1.jpg)
Back when I was about five or so, this was one of my favourite movies. I give it credit for being a very bombastic failure, complete with Blade Runner sets and Dennis Hopper chewing scenery.
#99 - Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over!
Robert Rodriguez, 2003
![](http://www.cinematters.com/assets/images/SpyKids3D.jpg)
I threw this one into my Top 100 for being an astonishingly brilliant guilty pleasure. It's so guilty it had to go on the Bottom 100 too. Cheesy videogame humour, the crappy 3-D CGI, terrible dialogue and Sly Stallone hamming it up (actually, that's kind of awesome) make this terrible.
#98 - Batman and Robin
Joel Schumacher, 1997
![](http://snarkerati.com/movie-news/files/2009/10/batman-robin.jpg)
No "worst movies" list would be complete without a mention of this bad boy. I lean more towards guilty pleasure amusement than raging fanboy/moviegoer hatred, but there's no denying the movie's camp nature can feel like a slap in the face at times.
#97 - The Texas Chain Saw Massacre 2
Tobe Hooper, 1986
![](http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2005/2119399752_674d1ab88a_m.jpg)
This is probably a lot more awesome than I remember it being, yet any attempts to re-watch it have failed because of the boring set-up and tiresome attempts at black humour.
#96 - Moonwalker
Jerry Kramer, 1988
![](http://www.thevine.com.au/resources/imgdetail/250209044321_michael-jackson-moonwalker.jpg)
Another movie that falls just short of being so damned terrible it's awesome. It consists of random vignettes loosely centred on a plot where Michael does battle with evil gangsters led by Joe Pesci via dancing, firing machine-guns, and transforming into machines. Utterly ridiculous.
#95 - The Human Tornado
Cliff Roquemort, 1976
![](http://www.eccentric-cinema.com/images/movie_pix_a-i/human_tornado1.jpg)
Granted, Dolemite probably deserves this spot more since it's the (slightly) worse movie, but I have to give it to Human Tornado for going totally overboard in telling the story of everybody's favourite fat kung-fu pimp. Crazy stunts (complete with instant replays), Lynchian fantasy sequences, cringe-worthy sex scenes, terrible kung-fu, below-amateur acting - the list of reasons why this movie could be considered terrible just goes on, and on, and on...
#94 - Ratatouille
Brad Bird, 2007
![](http://www.collider.com/uploads/imageGallery/Ratatouille/ratatouille_movie_image_pixar__1_.jpg)
This was such a let-down. A couple of decent moments sprinkled here and there did not help this match Pixar's usually high standard.
#93 - Detroit Rock City
Adam Rifkin, 1999
![](http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/07/09/DRC_070709094431132_wideweb__300x210.jpg)
By all rights I should like this movie about four metalheads have all sorts of misadventures trying to attend a KISS concert. The problem is that it indulges just about every teen comedy cliché without success (to say nothing of the mediocre acting). For what it's worth, the film's got a damned good soundtrack.
#92 - Kindergarten Cop
Ivan Reitman, 1990
![](http://api.ning.com/files/JfaQ9KhAGK8Ce15MMl6ymiq-yTUEM8dn6U951XFzdlxJ-PYd3Bn5dvo4QnDjuQjTMEjseB9nHEpjCz2MwneH05wrDW7h3lfg/KindergardenCop16.jpg)
Yeah, it's got a handful of funny moments (see above), but they're spread out across a pretty flat movie.
#91 - Doom
Andrzej Bartkowiak, 2005
![](http://www.moviesonline.ca/movie-gallery/albums/Doom//Doom16092005-3.jpg)
As if screwing with a game I really like wasn't enough (but then again, when don't they?), it's translated into a fairly dull and predictable Aliens knock-off. At least the first-person sequence was half-decent.
#100 - Super Mario Bros.
Annabel Jankel & Rocky Morton, 1993
![](http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0905/1.jpg)
Back when I was about five or so, this was one of my favourite movies. I give it credit for being a very bombastic failure, complete with Blade Runner sets and Dennis Hopper chewing scenery.
#99 - Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over!
Robert Rodriguez, 2003
![](http://www.cinematters.com/assets/images/SpyKids3D.jpg)
I threw this one into my Top 100 for being an astonishingly brilliant guilty pleasure. It's so guilty it had to go on the Bottom 100 too. Cheesy videogame humour, the crappy 3-D CGI, terrible dialogue and Sly Stallone hamming it up (actually, that's kind of awesome) make this terrible.
#98 - Batman and Robin
Joel Schumacher, 1997
![](http://snarkerati.com/movie-news/files/2009/10/batman-robin.jpg)
No "worst movies" list would be complete without a mention of this bad boy. I lean more towards guilty pleasure amusement than raging fanboy/moviegoer hatred, but there's no denying the movie's camp nature can feel like a slap in the face at times.
#97 - The Texas Chain Saw Massacre 2
Tobe Hooper, 1986
![](http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2005/2119399752_674d1ab88a_m.jpg)
This is probably a lot more awesome than I remember it being, yet any attempts to re-watch it have failed because of the boring set-up and tiresome attempts at black humour.
#96 - Moonwalker
Jerry Kramer, 1988
![](http://www.thevine.com.au/resources/imgdetail/250209044321_michael-jackson-moonwalker.jpg)
Another movie that falls just short of being so damned terrible it's awesome. It consists of random vignettes loosely centred on a plot where Michael does battle with evil gangsters led by Joe Pesci via dancing, firing machine-guns, and transforming into machines. Utterly ridiculous.
#95 - The Human Tornado
Cliff Roquemort, 1976
![](http://www.eccentric-cinema.com/images/movie_pix_a-i/human_tornado1.jpg)
Granted, Dolemite probably deserves this spot more since it's the (slightly) worse movie, but I have to give it to Human Tornado for going totally overboard in telling the story of everybody's favourite fat kung-fu pimp. Crazy stunts (complete with instant replays), Lynchian fantasy sequences, cringe-worthy sex scenes, terrible kung-fu, below-amateur acting - the list of reasons why this movie could be considered terrible just goes on, and on, and on...
#94 - Ratatouille
Brad Bird, 2007
![](http://www.collider.com/uploads/imageGallery/Ratatouille/ratatouille_movie_image_pixar__1_.jpg)
This was such a let-down. A couple of decent moments sprinkled here and there did not help this match Pixar's usually high standard.
#93 - Detroit Rock City
Adam Rifkin, 1999
![](http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/07/09/DRC_070709094431132_wideweb__300x210.jpg)
By all rights I should like this movie about four metalheads have all sorts of misadventures trying to attend a KISS concert. The problem is that it indulges just about every teen comedy cliché without success (to say nothing of the mediocre acting). For what it's worth, the film's got a damned good soundtrack.
#92 - Kindergarten Cop
Ivan Reitman, 1990
![](http://api.ning.com/files/JfaQ9KhAGK8Ce15MMl6ymiq-yTUEM8dn6U951XFzdlxJ-PYd3Bn5dvo4QnDjuQjTMEjseB9nHEpjCz2MwneH05wrDW7h3lfg/KindergardenCop16.jpg)
Yeah, it's got a handful of funny moments (see above), but they're spread out across a pretty flat movie.
#91 - Doom
Andrzej Bartkowiak, 2005
![](http://www.moviesonline.ca/movie-gallery/albums/Doom//Doom16092005-3.jpg)
As if screwing with a game I really like wasn't enough (but then again, when don't they?), it's translated into a fairly dull and predictable Aliens knock-off. At least the first-person sequence was half-decent.
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