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Torgo   02-27-21
The Karate Dog?
ynwtf   02-27-21
help.
ynwtf   02-27-21
Earlier today, while in town, I wanted to rent a movie on amazon. Now I can't remember the movie.
ynwtf   02-27-21
I didn't say stupid bear. That was more of an aside. An internal thought, shared with you, the reader. Otherwise, I would have placed it into quotes. You see, bears can only hear quoted words. So if you ever need to say anything that would be best a bear did not know, then simply remove the quotes. He didn't hear that I think he's stupid. But he knows. He knows. They know more than they let on, those masters of manipulation. Perhaps that's why he ate all of the marmalade? So that I'd end up with apricot preserves in my ears. Cunning bastard.
Wyldesyde19   02-27-21
👀
ynwtf   02-27-21
When I get bored, I like to put apricot preserves into my ears and shout, "There's no more marmalade, bear! There's no. More. MARMALADE!?" When he replies with his feeble and improvised lies, I remind him that I can't hear him... If there was only still that jar of marmalade then, perhaps, we might be able to have a civil conversation. Stupid bear.
ynwtf   02-27-21
I sometimes whisper, "shhhh... Shh.. shh... Just let go..." When I have a co-worker in a headlock.
ynwtf   02-27-21
Dogs can't look up.
John McClane   02-27-21
Originally Posted by doubledenim
Holy shit, that was a real movie? I thought my parents just gave me acid as a kid and I hallucinated it.
xSookieStackhouse   02-27-21
Originally Posted by doubledenim
Originally Posted by Powdered Water
The Ultimate Warrior vs. A Siberian Tiger. Sounds about right.
With special guest referee
Lamborghini LegLock!
i get to go in a Lamborghini joy ride next week!!
doubledenim   02-27-21
Originally Posted by Powdered Water
The Ultimate Warrior vs. A Siberian Tiger. Sounds about right.
With special guest referee
Lamborghini LegLock!
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