The Shoutbox
Originally Posted by John McClane
I started with one thing and now I’m knee deep in another. I kept the mic: I have plans for it.
Creepy plushy molesters aside.

The cat piano - When a miniaturized murder lays on its side and allows one to place both hands on it, in a fashion similar to tickling the ivories.
Originally Posted by ynwtf
Originally Posted by doubledenim
Anybody ever play a cat piano?
I gotta totally ruin your punchline!!

I would expect nothing less from a guy with that haircut. A haircut that broadcasts to the world, "NO CHILDREN WITHIN A 50FT PERIMETER!!!"
I started with one thing and now I’m knee deep in another. I kept the mic: I have plans for it.
Originally Posted by doubledenim
Anybody ever play a cat piano?
I gotta totally ruin your punchline!!

Anybody ever play a cat piano?
I switched to a dumb phone the last two years of college and my grades/focus improved dramatically.

But as soon as I entered the workforce I was pretty much forced into getting a smartphone for audio checks.
Ari Shaffir and Larry King champion the usage of non-smart phones.
Sick of smartphones. Getting a dumbphone off amazon for 10 bucks and then paying 10 bucks a month for the service.
Now I’m an adult and have my face buried in a iPhone.

Suppose there ain’t much difference. There’s just as many monsters.
Oh I’m sure that was cool. The Pokémon soundtrack was what I jammed to a lot. It went everywhere with me.

God, I miss being a kid and having my face buried in a GameBoy.