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"Sir, I've come to politely ask for your daughter's hand in marriage."
"I'm terribly sorry my good man but both of those are already taken, would you possibly consider her back instead? Failing that I'm afraid all that's left available of her is her spleen!"
"I'm terribly sorry my good man but both of those are already taken, would you possibly consider her back instead? Failing that I'm afraid all that's left available of her is her spleen!"
Thanks.
I grew up clipping Kool-Aid points, so the "dealer" aspect hits home.
Or barges through the wall
I grew up clipping Kool-Aid points, so the "dealer" aspect hits home.
Or barges through the wall
Originally Posted by ynwtf
I AM home! Last wedding though was my sister's back in November. Denver was a good bud in high school but no way would I fly back to him. He'd prolly punch me for the creep factor alone tho. =/
I'm confused.
I'm confused.
You had a wedding just for your sister's back?
Now I'm not saying she might not have an absolutely stunning back but if I'd been that husband I'd have been a little miffed at not getting a slightly more interesting body part to marry.
Now I'm not saying she might not have an absolutely stunning back but if I'd been that husband I'd have been a little miffed at not getting a slightly more interesting body part to marry.
I AM home! Last wedding though was my sister's back in November. Denver was a good bud in high school but no way would I fly back to him. He'd prolly punch me for the creep factor alone tho. =/
I'm confused.
I'm confused.
Originally Posted by Yoda
In the airport about to fly back from Denver. Whew.