[quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic]Ima self-diagnose myself with Misophonia.

I'm gonna need you to quit doing what you're doing. I have a doctor's note.[/font][/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][img]https://media.giphy.com/media/rl8VPXXfrd1hS/giphy.gif[/img][/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic]How long till Baby Seds get the metal indoctrination?

[i]"Baby has been crying for what seems like hours, no calming the poor child. Then as a last resort..."[/i]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L397TWLwrUU

Cue baby playing imaginary drum-set. [/font][/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][quote=John McClane]Just fling some feces. That’ll turn even the bravest person right around.[/quote]

[font=century gothic]Take 1 part feces, 1 part wee-wee and you have everyone's fav jailhouse party punch / biological weapon.[/font][/quote]

[quote=Austruck]Seds, it will be better in most ways, but never underestimate the power of a baby to screw up your sleep and erase any semblance of a sense of humor. 

Just remember that these early days are fleeting. Try to enjoy them on very limited sleep. :D[/quote]

[quote=MijaFrost][quote=Sedai]We will be fine once she gets home, but they just won't stop coming in and out of the room at the hospital. Nurses, Pediatrics, Housecleaning, Food Service, and on and on...It;s seriously like every 8-10 minutes.[/quote]

That's what I heard the last time someone I knew had a baby. Everyone wants to come take a look, so they don't stop bothering you. This isn't good for the mother or the child...
I can barely function if I don't get my rest, so it would drive me nuts.[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]Just fling some feces. That’ll turn even the bravest person right around.[/quote]

[quote=ynwtf]...all walk into a bar. Someone sure did a great job hiding that bar! OUCH![/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic]A doctor, 4 nurses, 2 x-ray tech, phlebotomavampyr, housekeeping, 2 Jehovah's witnesses and their bikes, a baby with a cigar, Arsenio Hall, the Wendy's "where's the beef" lady, Michael Dukakis and the 2008 Scripps Spelling Bee champeen.

Literally everybody goes through those rooms.[/font][/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic]The recent jaunt to the E.R. for someone's urinary fossil was like that. In a room the size of a shoe box, your outstretched legs are a constant hurdle that involves all parties.[/font][/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic]When you think of it like a law firm and billable hours, you're lucky they haven't found 2 more people to send in.[/font][/quote]