[quote=doubledenim][quote=Zotis]doubledenim, I'll pay you twelve farts on a pillow crammed in your face as you wake from the coma my Taekwondo sizor kick to your skull will enduce, thanks to my many hours of practice which would have earned me a white belt with a yellow stripe if I wasn't working on both dates the belt tests were held, if you record that line of granola poetry on youtube in the form of a rap.[/quote]

[font=century gothic]Will all residents of the box shift their attention to the upper-left corner of this shout . Through no fore planning of my own, I had correctly selected this avatar in response to that endearing comment. Zotis did not realize he was going to make ^above comment^ and accept his role as a pawn in the master plan.

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[quote=Zotis]doubledenim, I'll pay you twelve farts on a pillow crammed in your face as you wake from the coma my Taekwondo sizor kick to your skull will enduce, thanks to my many hours of practice which would have earned me a white belt with a yellow stripe if I wasn't working on both dates the belt tests were held, if you record that line of granola poetry on youtube in the form of a rap.[/quote]

[quote=ynwtf]That was ...beautiful.[/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][quote=Zotis]Can I have a fart please? I'm cold... Anywhere on my face will do.[/quote]

[font=century gothic]I just came here to express my feelings for granola.

[i]O' sweet and fair blend of grains and honey, 
how did you ever convince me to part with my money,
After two large bowls, my stomach howls and all the animals have left the room."[/i]

I employ economy of scale pricing and charge a minimal premium for specific delivery requests.[/font][/quote]

[quote=cat_sidhe][quote=Zotis]Can I have a fart please? I'm cold... Anywhere on my face will do.[/quote]

Good morning to you, too! :D[/quote]

[quote=Zotis]Can I have a fart please? I'm cold... Anywhere on my face will do.[/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic]Runs like this at the theater are why MoviePass was never an option for me.[/font][/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic]Lemon doughnuts, oh my. :eek:[/font][/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic][center][b]Secret Time[/b] on Netflix.

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[quote=doubledenim][quote=ynwtf]Sorry, but I don't take farts. I give them. 

Delicately.[/quote]

[font=century gothic]That is a sound strategy to employ in the preservation of clean undies.[/font][/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][quote=mattiasflgrtll6]I'm the only one online! Amazing.[/quote]

[font=century gothic]Beware of cloaking technology![/font][/quote]