The Shoutbox
Originally Posted by jiraffejustin
Global Warming started when people started taking farts.
Well, women have been doing doing their part to save the planet for ages.
Nope. Not anymore. That was fast.
I'm the only one online! Amazing.
Sorry, but I don't take farts. I give them.

Delicately.
Global Warming started when people started taking farts.
Stirchley was born before the Industrial Revolution.
I don't know how to phrase this as a joke and not mean, i've honestly took several stabs at it but: "Growing up in England before Global Warming".
Stirchley, I can sympathize with you on that. I think my issue is that I'm a bit of a slob in the summer. Sleek, slender and even more cool-blooded americans seem fine with the mugginess abound in those months. Me, on the other hand, is a complete mess and miserable. Call it a personal grievance.
Since it's Movie Forums this one seems appropriate - https://www.movieforums.com/communit...hlight=weather
Gonna have to request that a riveting weather thread be created for this?
Growing up in England - at least before global warming - we never really had summers. (That’s why you always find Brits vacationing in hot countries.) Last time I was there in August for 10 days, the 1st and last days were hot and sunny, but all the other days I was literally shivering with cold. Coming to America, I was enchanted to find out that summer is a given here.