[quote=doubledenim][Font=century gothic]"White Castle fries only come in one size!"[/font][/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][quote=John McClane]Chick-fil-A has the best fries, but only if you get them fresh. McDs are close second but they put cocaine on theirs, so disqualification.

And there’s a local joint that has the best beer battered fries. Little ranch and I’m in heaven.[/quote]

[Font=century gothic]If you're going "only when fresh" then Wendy's is tied with McD's. They may get the edge because they are thicker.[/font][/quote]

[quote=John McClane]Chick-fil-A has the best fries, but only if you get them fresh. McDs are close second but they put cocaine on theirs, so disqualification.

And there’s a local joint that has the best beer battered fries. Little ranch and I’m in heaven.[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]My dark humor at work. Melancholy is the worst.

But I could go for some fries, too.[/quote]

[quote=Yoda]Co-sign. But please go on about the fries.[/quote]

[quote=mattiasflgrtll6][quote=John McClane]I am a worthless fat sack of potatoes. Anybody need some fries?[/quote]

You're anything but worthless. We're all very glad to have you here.[/quote]

[quote=mattiasflgrtll6][quote=doubledenim][center] [img] https://media.giphy.com/media/ct46BWNPhmCSk/giphy.gif[/img] [/center][/quote]

I still get somewhat blown away sometimes by how beautiful Audrey Hepburn is.[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]I am a worthless fat sack of potatoes. Anybody need some fries?[/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][center] [img] https://media.giphy.com/media/ct46BWNPhmCSk/giphy.gif[/img] [/center][/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][font=century Gothic]"Hey buddy. Big plans today? Lil' bbq? Couple of Buuusssccch lights? Cornhole? Big plans?"

[right] "No time for any of that nonsense, I'm getting a haircut." [/right] [/font][/quote]

[quote=John McClane]I feel like I want my new catchphrase to be “You’re not wrong.”[/quote]