[quote=spudracer]Lifesaver, that's what I'm gonna call you!!  Hey mister, don't call that dog lifesaver, call him s***head.  [/quote]

[quote=Holden Pike]"One dollar, and NINE CENTS!"[/quote]

[quote=spudracer]Damn these glasses...Yes sir...I damn thee[/quote]

[quote=Holden Pike]"Can you believe this? First they don't have the little bamboo umbrellas for the wine, and now snails on the food!"[/quote]

[quote=spudracer]LOL. I don't need anything....I don't need anything except this ashtray...and that's all I need...I don't need anything but this ashtray and this paddle game....and that's all I need....Oh...I need this!![/quote]

[quote=Sir Toose]They don't call him Iron Balls McGinty for nuthin[/quote]

[quote=spudracer]"I'm picking out a thermos for you...no ordinary thermos will do....."[/quote]

[quote=Holden Pike]"He hates these cans! Stay away from these cans!"[/quote]

[quote=Sir Toose]I LOVE that movie! Steve Martin: "I was born a poor black child..."[/quote]

[quote=spudracer]SB, Have you seen The Jerk?  It's a 1979 Steve Martin movie.  Really quite hilarious, that line "see a doctor and get rid of it" is in there.  :D[/quote]

[quote=Sir Toose]Don't enter your comments... don't want to hear 'em :D[/quote]