[quote=John McClane]I’m surprised the mower even started. It spent the better part of winter sitting in the elements.

I loathe yard work. I refuse to do it. I’m a new species. We burst into flames when we’re outdoors.[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]I mowed the back, which looked like Vietnam. I said forget the front. Our neighbors probably already hate us for always having a shit yard but I don’t care. Costs money to maintain that shit. I’m all about letting Mother Earth run wild. She’s crazy when you get some liquor in her![/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][quote=John McClane]I gotta do yard work today. Bleck.[/quote]


[font=century gothic]Double time, soldier! Storm's a comin' .[/font][/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic]Easter is a day that really makes me regret my dietary choices.[/font][/quote]

[quote=John McClane]I gotta do yard work today. Bleck.[/quote]

[quote=Chypmunk]Have an eggcellent day one and all.[/quote]

[quote=Sedai]Happy Easter, everyone!  :)[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]groovy[/quote]

[quote=The Rodent]Happy Zombie Jesus Day![/quote]

[quote=John McClane]It’s all ready horrible enough going to the supermarket but having my movements regulated has me at peak anxiety.[/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic]I just think it's funny how from day 1, I was of the belief

1. wear a mask
2. stay away from people
3. limit the number of people in stores, just like people standing in line for an amusement ride.[/font][/quote]