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Originally Posted by John McClane
Yup, I always forget the awesomeness of the opening scenes to Master & Commander.
Pancakes were planted here by aliens to weaken our society, transforming us into docile, maple syrup drinking addicts, softened and ripe for the their conquest.
Rise against these foreign, buttery batter discs of premeditated death. Rise against your overlords. Take back the waffle, gridded in crispy perfection. The Waffle forgives you. The Waffle ... forgives you.
Rise against these foreign, buttery batter discs of premeditated death. Rise against your overlords. Take back the waffle, gridded in crispy perfection. The Waffle forgives you. The Waffle ... forgives you.