[quote=John-Connor]"Grown man bars, is something you gotta deal with.
No matter how many of them fabricated lines he say, it aint gonna equal up to this real sh*t"[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]Forgot to mention: WOTD rhyme.[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]My castle has crenelations
You live in a van
With no ventilation
Begging for money at the subway station
While I'm glued to my PlayStation[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]On Christmas morning
My parents are snoring
Wake up and take me to the Shoney's buffet
Then we open presents
So get out my way
I'm hoping to have a say
In which ones we take back the next day[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]Also, good morning![/quote]

[quote=John McClane]Yo, I'm too hard Tonie Barde
And I love Shoney's lard
I leave your credit card scarred and in shards
So you best believe I'm in charge
So watch out if I run through your yard.[/quote]

[quote=Sedai]Hi all!  :)[/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic]The first full night of NBA action was [i]fan[/i]tastic.[/font][/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic]Some would suggest putting pepper 
in your pot to keep the cats out of it :skeptical:[/font][/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic]Pepper Potts
gives you knots 
with the thoughts
your dirty mind brought.[/font][/quote]

[quote=John McClane]WOTD Rhyme

You got ersatz beats
And knots in your head
I drop thoughts like Mrs. Potts
And leave you dead[/quote]