The Shoutbox
I'd rather make someone shorter.

Woah, just read some article about dudes paying $75k to make themselves taller.



I suppose that doesn't apply after the surgery, tho, right?
“Every new Zima went down slightly worse than the previous Zima.”

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Originally Posted by Chypmunk
Oh sh sh sh shtawp
ALVYYYYYYYN!!!!!!!
But he turned it to eleven, right?

Or is it too soon to make that joke?
R.I.P. Ric Parnell (This Is Spinal Tap). No, he didn't spontaneously combust.
Put a coat rack on the wall and cleaned the house. I can call today a success
Oh sh sh sh shtawp
Ch ch ch changes...
Ugh, change.
Too old for change
Watching Zoolander and just barely recognized Alexander Skarsgård being all sassy.