The Shoutbox
come out to the coast. well get together. have a few laughs
I can never read Ho, ho, ho without seeing in my head the words 'Now I have a machine gun!" .
Ah yes, it's that time of year again!

Ho, ho, ho, and good morning!
Originally Posted by The Rodent
Now if there was a Peter and the Pizza Factory I'd have totally been there.
Oooooh, would love to be able to point you in the direction of this film but I've only seen the posh art-house version: Peregrine And The Pizza Parlour.
Was never much of a chocolate/candy/sweets fan either tbh.
Hated that Choclate Factory movie as well.

Now if there was a Peter and the Pizza Factory I'd have totally been there.
I don't know exactly when I stopped thinking of the chocolate factory as a magical place and started thinking of it as dangerous, impractical, and not even a particularly good place to find nutrition, but the day that that happened I realized I was no longer a child.

I might have been 12, though. Pretty weird kid.
Originally Posted by John McClane
Does it accelerate uncontrollably and burst into flames? Because I"m pretty sure that's a feature and not a bug.
Pretty sure if you're lucky enough to get one that does that, you win a free trip to the Chocolate Factory.
Originally Posted by Sedai
My friend has a Tesla, and he has some weird issues with it, so I would agree!
Does it accelerate uncontrollably and burst into flames? Because I"m pretty sure that's a feature and not a bug.
Originally Posted by John McClane
The guy who bought the first mostly-successful EV car …
Corrected that bit for you.
My friend has a Tesla, and he has some weird issues with it, so I would agree!
This is America. You are totally free to pull a Kayne.