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Back in college one of my favorite design professors had a theory. He called it "The Ugly Duckling Theory." Basically, he said to never present a design that you personally dislike to a client. They will without fail pick it, the worst of all options, for their final design. Then you're stuck with a crap design out in public with your name on it.
A client just picked the project manager's design, which was thrown together at the last moment and has NO structure or logic. So my job is now much harder to make it work for what it's suppose to do. I'm always amazed at what people find attractive! "I know this is going to have to be used by like... 1,000+ people and needs to serve the good of the average, but I personally REALLY like pink dots on purple backgrounds! It makes my eyes tickle! So yeah, let's go with that..."
A client just picked the project manager's design, which was thrown together at the last moment and has NO structure or logic. So my job is now much harder to make it work for what it's suppose to do. I'm always amazed at what people find attractive! "I know this is going to have to be used by like... 1,000+ people and needs to serve the good of the average, but I personally REALLY like pink dots on purple backgrounds! It makes my eyes tickle! So yeah, let's go with that..."
Your words speak truth
Home runs like Babe Ruth
Anyone doubt that?
I'll knock out ya tooth.
So rich, I'm up in the booth.
I'm sipping on some wine
While you trying to get mine
All I know is I'm doing just fine
Security at the door, and they packing a nine.
I'm from a different world.
You curled and whirled.
Seriously, don't mess with me.
I'll send you to the underworld.
Home runs like Babe Ruth
Anyone doubt that?
I'll knock out ya tooth.
So rich, I'm up in the booth.
I'm sipping on some wine
While you trying to get mine
All I know is I'm doing just fine
Security at the door, and they packing a nine.
I'm from a different world.
You curled and whirled.
Seriously, don't mess with me.
I'll send you to the underworld.
Good point...I could add a line in the ocean section about how I have a little sailor hat that I wear when I sail around on some girl's battleship ass.
I would get down with that,
I'd use McClane's leg as a bat,
and when my team starts to falter,
I would rock like Gibraltar.
The only fear would be in you,
It's what I see in you, You'd be fleein' you,
'cause there's no G in you, truth!
I hit that ball deep, like the minds at Minolta,
And when you try to catch it, that ball will cold jolt ya.
My skills are like a Yacht on an ocean of blue,
while you paddle in a circle in a busted canoe.
It's time for me to exit, I got this game on lock, while you on the ground, tryin to recover from shock.
I'd use McClane's leg as a bat,
and when my team starts to falter,
I would rock like Gibraltar.
The only fear would be in you,
It's what I see in you, You'd be fleein' you,
'cause there's no G in you, truth!
I hit that ball deep, like the minds at Minolta,
And when you try to catch it, that ball will cold jolt ya.
My skills are like a Yacht on an ocean of blue,
while you paddle in a circle in a busted canoe.
It's time for me to exit, I got this game on lock, while you on the ground, tryin to recover from shock.