[quote=mightymose]"If something is to hard to do, then it's not worth doing. [/quote]

[quote=Holden Pike]"I'm against his Bart-killing policy, but I'm for his Selma-killing policy..."[/quote]

[quote=mightymose]"Yes, honey...Just squeeze your rage up into a bitter little ball and release it at an appropriate time, like that day I hit the referee with the whiskey bottle." [/quote]

[quote=Yoda]"Yarr, that'll replace the whale in my nightmares."[/quote]

[quote=mightymose]"The lesson is: Our God is vengeful! O spiteful one, show 
me who to smite and they shall be smoten!!!" [/quote]

[quote=Holden Pike]"They haven't changed a bit."[/quote]

[quote=Yoda]"Look in the tunk."[/quote]

[quote=Yoda]"He keeps-a giving me bad reviews...so I put a horse's head in his bed at night...he ate the head, and gave it a bad review!"[/quote]

[quote=Holden Pike]"It says Choo-Choo-Choose me."

"Yeah, good gag."[/quote]

[quote=Yoda]"Hello, Dean? You're a stupid-head."
"Homer, is that you?"
"Ah!"[/quote]

[quote=Holden Pike]"I'm going to Bovine University!"[/quote]