[quote=Powdered Water]I need new conspiracy theories.  All my old ones have become facts.[/quote]

[quote=Mr Minio][quote=CringeFest]I knew i was ready for the whip and the studded outfits[/quote]
Congrats! Your new nickname is KinkyFest![/quote]

[quote=Torgo]"This place has everything: desk sets, key fobs, kale chips, Kinky Bumpkins..."[/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic]Or somebody holed up in a nightclub bathroom.

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[quote=Torgo]Whether we are or not, Kinky Bumpkins is an excellent band name.[/quote]

[quote=Allaby][quote=Mr Minio]Whoever shouts next is a kinky bumpkin! :D[/quote]

Aren’t we all kinky bumpkins in our own special way?[/quote]

[quote=CringeFest]I knew i was ready for the whip and the studded outfits[/quote]

[quote=Mr Minio]Whoever shouts next is a kinky bumpkin! :D[/quote]

[quote=Chypmunk][quote=John McClane]Beats crapping in a bucket.[/quote]

Hundred per cent. Hundred and fiddy if the bucket is upside down.[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]Beats crapping in a bucket.[/quote]

[quote=John McClane][quote=Chypmunk]Iderno, some people are just never happy ..... t'was only yesterday you were unhappy about having running water ... all over the basement ;)[/quote]
Oh, I don't mind at all. It's like glamping.[/quote]