The Shoutbox
Holy Sh*t.
"When I get to the bootom I back to the top of the slide, where I stop and I turn and I go for a ride, Till I get to the bottom and I see you again! Yeah-yeah-yeah."

Hell, I dunno what to make of it. If the beat is anything like the one in my head, though, it's catchy stuff.
You notice that no one is really "replying" to this...

Keep spreadin that Universal Jelly Holden..
"Now Rocky Raccoon fell back in his room only to find Gideon's Bible. Gideon checked out, and he left in no doubt, to help with good Rocky's revival."
"But Daniel was hot - he drew fast and shot, and Rocky collapsed in the corner. Now the doctor came in stinking of gin and proceeded to lie on the table. He said, "Rocky you met your match", and Rocky said, "Doc, it's only a scratch, and I'll be better, I'll be better, Doc, as soon as I am able.""
"His rival it seems had broken his dream by stealing the girl of his fancy. Her name was McGill, and she called hersefl Lil, but everyone knew her as Nancy. Now she and her man, who called himself Dan, were in the next room at the Hoe-Down. Rocky bust in and grinning a grin he said, "Danny boy, this is a showdown.""
"So one day he walked into town, booked himself a room at the local saloon. Rocky Raccoon stepped into his room only to find Gideon's Bible. Rocky had come equipped witha gun to shoot off the legs of his rival."
"Now somewhere in the black mountain hills of Dakota there lived a young boy named Rocky Raccoon. And one day his woman ran off with another guy, hit young Rocky in the eye. Rocky didn't like that said, "I'm gonna get that boy.""
ohmigoodness...Holden Suess, kiddies! Joy! Gather 'round.
"Deep in the jungle where the mighty tiger lies, Bill and his elephants were taken by surprise. So Captain Marvel zapped 'em right bwtween the eyes. All the children sing!..."