The Shoutbox
"Oh, it can swim."
One of the funniest lines in television history:

"You kissed a girl? That is SO gay!"
"And here I am, using my lungs like a SUCKER."
"Way to breathe, no breath."


"Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have some mail for me."

"Ok Mr. Burns, what's your first name?"

"I don't know."
REV. LOVEJOY: "Ned, have you considered any of the other major religions? They're all pretty much the same."
"We'll be late! Why couldn't God have made Church an hour earlier? Lousy God."
"Save me, Jeebus."
"I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?"
"I bring you love."

"It's bringing love! Don't let it get away!"

"Break it's legs!"
Great stuff.

"Facts? You can use FACTS to prove ANYTHING!"