[quote=Joel]Yes, there's a fire at the banquet hall. Please send some trucks. It's going to go up really fast. The wood is old and dry. Thank you.[/quote]

[quote=Yoda]What's that from?[/quote]

[quote=Joel]I'd like to make a toast...to getting rid of one more gnat.

Hear, hear!

We've built our society on this game for more than a thousand years and I'm proud of us. We've been the best at wearing down the pests and rendering them useless to themselves. This is huge. Thank each and every one of you. I felt like you were outside standing there with me.

We need to keep this up. The fight is not over. These walls are filled with insects.

Never stray from your mediocrity out there.

I know each one of you have talents and insights bigger than any second rate circus act or playwright claims to have in their back pocket.

Behind these closed doors we bare our souls to each other and feed off of our own flesh as not only lovers in darkness but as the souls that literally make this world go round. 

This is our world. Let no woman or man claim otherwise.[/quote]

[quote=Joel]Hello, police? Yes, there's a prowler outside my dining room. Please send a few officers over. I think he's armed. Thank you.[/quote]

[quote=Dani8][quote=Sedai]I should NOT have clicked on that...

Sedai needs food...badly.[/quote]

I'm sorry, sensei. I had to share my hunger pangs. Didnt have dinner last night. That crust. OMG. Been searching for the perfect pizza crust my whole life. It's like searching for the perfect ramen.[/quote]

[quote=Joel]I just wanted to say thank you for being honest with me. I've known the whole time that your table didn't want me there. You'd rather graze the grass than to chew the fat and roll your sleeves up. That's OK. But I have to disagree. You're not a nice person and neither am I. A nice person doesn't do charity to make themselves feel better. A nice person does it because they want to and because they need to, and a lot of times, they do it without even knowing why they are doing it. The best times are when that nice person doesn't even know WHAT they are doing. That's a saint, by the way. Since we both dwell in a house of darkness (some rooms darker than others), I can say with all honesty that my time around you has been a real chore and that although I'd rather we weren't enemies, it'd be really difficult to stop myself from hurting your feelings any chance I got. Now like I said, go back inside, sit at your round table, and choke on that grass.[/quote]

[quote=Sedai]I should NOT have clicked on that...

Sedai needs food...badly.[/quote]

[quote=Dani8]I now really need the #1  pizza in the world

https://resizer.otstatic.com/v2/photos/large/24901671.jpg[/quote]

[quote=Joel]Oh, you think you're so outspoken and smart. But you're just a loser. And crazy. And truthfully, I never wanted to at my table. I was just trying to be nice. Because I'm a nice person. I do nice things for people. But I am actually glad you're not coming back inside. You freak me and my friends out. You make people uncomfortable. Stay out.[/quote]

[quote=Joel]I didn't bring a coat but knowing my place hits my gut like a warm shot of whisky. That's all I'll need tonight. Enjoy your banquet.[/quote]

[quote=cat_sidhe][quote=Yoda]August 13th.[/quote]

Same day as one of my best friends. Also one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen!  :) 

And you have an affleck on either side of you. Hahahahahaha![/quote]