The Shoutbox
Chick-fil-A has the best fries, but only if you get them fresh. McDs are close second but they put cocaine on theirs, so disqualification.

And there’s a local joint that has the best beer battered fries. Little ranch and I’m in heaven.
My dark humor at work. Melancholy is the worst.

But I could go for some fries, too.
Co-sign. But please go on about the fries.
Originally Posted by John McClane
I am a worthless fat sack of potatoes. Anybody need some fries?
You're anything but worthless. We're all very glad to have you here.
Originally Posted by doubledenim
I still get somewhat blown away sometimes by how beautiful Audrey Hepburn is.
I am a worthless fat sack of potatoes. Anybody need some fries?
"Hey buddy. Big plans today? Lil' bbq? Couple of Buuusssccch lights? Cornhole? Big plans?"

"No time for any of that nonsense, I'm getting a haircut."
I feel like I want my new catchphrase to be “You’re not wrong.”
Sure to see the 3-legged perch technique.
Where we piddle all day