The Shoutbox
I'm not familiar with any of this, really. Never watched much of the old show. Oh, BTW: I think I might take the time to try and overhaul the quizzes area soon...get all those damn bugs worked out, integrate it with the forums more, put up a leaderboard...stuff like that. Any interest?
"Mr. Nesbit has learned the first lesson of not being seen: not to stand up. However, he has chosen a very obvious piece of cover."
"Yes! Yes, you must give us all a good spanking!"
"Well....just a pair of panties then, please."
"Shut up, you American! You Americans, all you do is talk, and talk, and say "let me tell you something" and "I just wanna say." Well, you're dead now, so shut up!"
"The plummage don't enter into it, it's stone dead."
"People are not wearing enough hats".
"The snag is this: if I now call the circus and say to them, 'I've got a 45-year-old accountant with me who wants to be a lion tamer', their first question is not going to be, 'Does he have his own hat?'"
"Well, that's cast rather a gloom over the evening, hasn't it?"
Jeberdiah, wheres my robe? "You don't frighten us, English pig dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person! "
"Our experts describe you as an appallingly dull fellow, unimaginitive, timid, spineless, easily dominated, no sense of humor, tedious company and irrepressibly drab and awful. And whereas in most professions those would be considerable drawbacks, in accountancy they are a positive boon."