[quote=cat_sidhe][quote=Chypmunk]"I had to swerve five times before I hit him"[/quote]

I love that one. 


So many classics: "I had been driving for 40 years when I feel asleep at the wheel and had an accident."

That's some staying power. Respect![/quote]

[quote=Powdered Water]Youtube comment of the day: [i]"When I was a kid, my autotune software was the fan in the living room."[/i]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aShimWnbiu4[/quote]

[quote=Chypmunk]"I had to swerve five times before I hit him"[/quote]

[quote=cat_sidhe]"I heard a horn blow and was struck violently in the back. Evidently a lady was trying to pass me."

ELEMENTARY, MY DEAR WATSON.[/quote]

[quote=cat_sidhe]...and the odd accidental psychopath.. 

"I am sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him."[/quote]

[quote=Loner]70mm Film Festival

Friday, September 07
Tron
2001: A Space Odyssey - new 'unrestored' print

Saturday, September 08
Back to the Future Part II
Vertigo

Sunday, September 09
The Sound Of Music
Lawrence of Arabia

Monday, September 10
Baraka
Phantom Thread

Tuesday, September 11
E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial
Howard the Duck

Wednesday, September 12
Top Gun
Dunkirk

Thursday, September 13
Days of Thunder
Wonder Woman

Friday, September 14
Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
2001: A Space Odyssey - new 'unrestored' print

Saturday, September 15
It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World
Lawrence of Arabia

Monday, September 17
Tron
Back to the Future Part II

Tuesday, September 18
Top Gun
Ghostbusters

Wednesday, September 19
Vertigo
Phantom Thread

Thursday, September 20
Wonder Woman
2001: A Space Odyssey - new 'unrestored' print[/quote]

[quote=cat_sidhe]Shoutout to haggis:

"First car stopped suddenly, second car hit first car and a haggis ran into the rear of second car."[/quote]

[quote=cat_sidhe][quote=Chypmunk][quote=Powdered Water]I miss Prince.[/quote]

Not uncommon, he did present a very small target and rarely stayed still which exacerbated things.

I think I winged him once but that was more luck than judgement tbh.[/quote]

This reminds me so much of [url=https://ackadia.com/humour/top-100-funny-motor-insurance-claims/]funny insurance claims...[/url][/quote]

[quote=Chypmunk][quote=Powdered Water]I miss Prince.[/quote]

Not uncommon, he did present a very small target and rarely stayed still which exacerbated things.

I think I winged him once but that was more luck than judgement tbh.[/quote]

[quote=Powdered Water]I miss Prince.[/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic]Prince has a stranglehold on Wednesday.

[size=-2]I wonder if he ever met Ted Nugent, that would be an interesting conversation.[/size][/font][/quote]