The Shoutbox
Ever heard the one about the rubber and the glue? Or possibly the pot and the kettle?

Well, anyway, a pot and a kettle walk into a bar...
No you don't. You love to fail.
And flail.

In the sa-ack.

Mi-ouch.
I always try to do my best.
Thanks Merrin...um Mary... not only can I now spell...but I've stopped levitating & my skin has cleared up. Nice one.
We don't need a prologue anyway.
OUT! OUT, YOU DEMONS OF SPELLING!

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!

...there. [dusts off her Holy Robes of Grammar] You shouldn't have any more problems. Unless there's a sequel...

Make that Paul Schrader...I'm blaming satan for that typo.
Mary, apparently he got booted because the producers deemed it not "demonic" enough. His version is currently more of a psychological thriller than extravaganza of blood, gore, green puke, suggestive crucifix action and flying holy water (which I assume is what the producers really wanted!)...

I love Paul Scrader - damn those producers to hell!
All right. I wasn't going to MoFo while I'm at work...

...but now I just have to know what happened to Paul Schrader.
Paul Schrader has been fired from the new Exorcist film.
You ass.

Assuming you're one of them, that is.