[quote=LordSlaytan][SIZE=1][COLOR=deeppink]meow[/SIZE][/COLOR][/quote]

[quote=LordSlaytan]I love that new Marty commercial, especially when he gives the cashier that look after his, "It's pretty" comment. :laugh: [/quote]

[quote=jrs]"Cause it was my b-day"[/quote]

[quote=Holden Pike]"Timmy? This is your Uncle Marty. How'd you like to turn five again?"[/quote]

[quote=Monkeypunch]Timmy![/quote]

[quote=LordSlaytan]Slay[/quote]

[quote=Kong]Kong[/quote]

[quote=Aniko][color=indigo][size=4]Brian![/size][/color] ;D 

Sorry...I thought I'd have a minute to myself...but my company just came back in. See ya later. :kiss:

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[quote=LordSlaytan][SIZE=4][COLOR=red]ANNIE!!!![/SIZE][/COLOR] :kiss:M:kiss:W:kiss:A:kiss:H:kiss:!:kiss:[/quote]

[quote=r3port3r66]A man comes home to find his wife waiting up for him. She gives him a nervous glance and says, "I want you to take off my bra, then my skirt, and finally my panties." After a moment she adds, "And I never want to see you wearing them again!" [/quote]

[quote=Yoda]A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says "no charge."[/quote]