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I like some of his stuff, but I can't agree with everything.
His line about people not accepting food stamps...
His line about people not accepting food stamps...
Originally Posted by ED-209
Originally Posted by Zotis
Originally Posted by ED-209
My Prime Directive: Patrol MOFO Shoutbox; request users place down their weapons, and to then please comply.
Enforcement Droid - Model 209 Tactical Weapons Mode Activated
Place down your fists. You may do so one finger at a time, twice consecutively to simulate the 20-second timer.
You have 20 fingers to comply.
Originally Posted by ED-209
Enforcement Droid - Model 209 Activated.
I have accessed video archives of late 1980s footage in which such a bag was used as weaponry against over-sexualized teenage summer camp attendees.
Is your reply a threat? If so, what protection could feather down insulation offer you?
Enforcement Droid - Model 209 Tactical Weapons Mode Activated
Place down your sleeping bag weapon. You have 20 seconds to comply.
Dice was unique in that people knew his material, but he still sold out shows and shows and shows...
Ah, gotcha. I am curious to see whether or not his newer material is timid of the current thought policing. Real stand up shouldn't care about sensitive people. It should make no apologies, but most important, if you're gonna burn it all down, it had better be damn funny.