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I just read a post mentioning cutting hair with a chainsaw. That reminded me of a few YT videos I've seen where some random idiot girl fashions a corn cob onto a drill. Yes. A drill. And yes, I typed "a few," as in there are more than one of these kids fumbling through life. Anyway. Drill to side of face, corn cob in front of mouth. Flip the switch and hair immediately gets caught in the spin. Patches. Gone forever.