[quote=Herod]I work so hard to make people feel welcome.
Pimping them out to other members.

And yet all my efforts are lost, banished to the "introductions" section, never to be returned.
Swept away by the sands of time like so many users.[/quote]

[quote=Herod]Ahhhhh... shoutbox.
[i]So...[/i] shouty.[/quote]

[quote=LordSlaytan]Damn Mary, you'll have 10,000 shouts before the end of the week, won't ya'?  I'm only a little jealous.  ;)[/quote]

[quote=Golgot]Ah watching all the other fish in the sea in a stone-massaged reverie. It leaves its mark (and it's becoming a pattern! ;))

Heheheh, love your word-curves too m'darlin. (watch out, unless i catch a trout, or at least have a nice little flounder, i'm gonna have to hypnotise Troy into giving you up and putting you on the next out-bounder ;))[/quote]

[quote=Mary Loquacious]:laugh:

"Sitting on the single shingle."  I f*cking love that.  You crazy genetically modified British person, you.  With your winkie Smilies and your parentheses.  :D[/quote]

[quote=Golgot]I'd rather be Ming the kinge of minge (damn, bad wurds, bad. No wonder i'm sitting on the single shingle, all hand-some ;))

Erm, right, i'm off to do some shopping (i promise not to do anything wurldly to the fruit ;))[/quote]

[quote=Mary Loquacious]Paraphrasing...

"Whoso pulleth this swerd from this stone is rightwise kinge of all England."

For some reason, "pulleth this swerd" struck me very, very funny.  Middle English is so damn cray-zay...[/quote]

[quote=Golgot]please, call a Troose b4 it all gets Loq-jaw-uacious

Erm, shall i fall on my swurd now (that stands for extra-sh*tty-turd-words ;))[/quote]

[quote=Sir Toose]Can't sneak nothin by you, wurdgurl.[/quote]

[quote=Mary Loquacious]It shall.  And stanks for noticing.  :D

Wurd:  the official Toose-meld of "word" and "turd".  You knew it had to happen someday, folks.

"Words are turds!"[/quote]

[quote=Sir Toose]Will that be the official MaryLo wurd of the day? Stanks all, Stanks for everything.[/quote]