[quote=Caitlyn][quote=Mark J Esg]Hello, my name is Mark J., esquire. I am a very successful lawyer in the Boston area and it is a thrill and a pleasure to be here.[/quote]

Well Mr. Mark J. Esquire *aka* Hot Pastrami… there is no doubt in my mind that the only thing you have in common with the law has been when you were read your rights… goodbye… again.[/quote]

[quote=Mark J Esq]Hello, my name is Mark J., esquire. I am a very successful lawyer in the Boston area and it is a thrill and a pleasure to be here.[/quote]

[quote=Caitlyn]He might have actually liked that… so I opted for the boot instead… ;)[/quote]

[quote=Golgot]Talkin of horny old beasts... some mod needs to go spank Hot Pastrami. He ain't playin nice with the other boys and girls.[/quote]

[quote=Holden Pike]Beetles, I imagine. I dunno, Mothra has to get to work so I can find out for sure.[/quote]

[quote=Austruck]Beetles or Jettas?[/quote]

[quote=Eyes]jeez holden, I didn't know you were that :randy:[/quote]

[quote=Holden Pike]Seriously bodacious ta-tas on that chick, like Volkswagons.[/quote]

[quote=Holden Pike]I always wanted Mothra to be around if the 50-Foot Woman was nearby, so he could go to work on putting large holes in her garment.[/quote]

[quote=Yoda]And if Kong could fly, he'd beat the hell outta Mothra.[/quote]

[quote=Sinny McGuffins]If Jaws could walk, he'd kick Kong's ass.[/quote]