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The Shoutbox
cat_sidhe   06-07-18
You really got ambushed!
Tacitus   06-07-18
That's the last time I do a gardening!

My hay fever is such that I've got a rash all over my forearms after having the gall to attempt cutting a hedge.

Some things just aren't meant to be.
SeeingisBelieving   06-07-18
Originally Posted by Powdered Water
If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let'em go, because, man, they're gone. ~ Jack Handy
That's true unless you drop them in that river of lava from Krull.
Mr Minio   06-07-18
Originally Posted by 需st铖y
Originally Posted by Mr Minio
Letterboxd?
Thank you!
Wow, I've already forgotten you'd ever asked! Twice!
需st铖y   06-07-18
Originally Posted by Mr Minio
Letterboxd?
Thank you! You know, the day after I asked that question, I started getting notifications for Letterboxd on my phone. This is the first time I've been here since I asked that question.

The other day I Googled on my phone about a central heat and air unit. Today I received a great offer in my mailbox from a local heat and air company. First time ever.

They're watching us.

Nosy bastards!
The Rodent   06-06-18
These days... I'm not really sure tbh.
Chypmunk   06-06-18
I'm confused now - which on of you is it that lives in the cage???
The Rodent   06-06-18
Here he is:
Mr Minio   06-06-18
Just click here and you should get a Dictionary as the first result. Then click the little loudspeaker icon. That voice! I'm in love!
The Rodent   06-06-18
Just had me a full blown conversation with my budgie.

"Flappy"
"No you're not coming out for a fly"
"Flappy"
"No"
*Goes to door* "Door's open"
"No you're door's not opening, and you're not coming out"
"Door's open. Flappy flaps"
"No"
*Goes and sits in corner of cage* "Chundering budgie noises"
Powdered Water   06-06-18
If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let'em go, because, man, they're gone. ~ Jack Handy
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