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Princess Fantaghiro

Resist facing orphan

I shall say no more.
Originally Posted by AgrippinaX
Originally Posted by Rockatansky
This reminds me of an old thread on Rotten Tomatoes about wildly misleading movie synopses.

My favourite was Lethal Weapon: man discovers he is too old for this ****.
Accurate, hey.
So he was young when he started?
Originally Posted by Rockatansky
This reminds me of an old thread on Rotten Tomatoes about wildly misleading movie synopses.

My favourite was Lethal Weapon: man discovers he is too old for this ****.
Accurate, hey.
Originally Posted by Torgo
Blue Velvet: A man finds an ear.
We see some serene shots of a town.

As you can see from the first sentence, it's a family friendly film.
Another review I once read somewhere about Alien. I’m paraphrasing here, but it was basically this:

Dumb men refuse to listen to smart woman. Dumb men die. Smart woman survives with cute cat.
This reminds me of an old thread on Rotten Tomatoes about wildly misleading movie synopses.

My favourite was Lethal Weapon: man discovers he is too old for this shit.
Originally Posted by AgrippinaX
Originally Posted by Torgo
Blue Velvet: A man finds an ear.
Indeed. A guy gets off using an oxygen tank.

Very topical.
Another appropriate first sentence of a Wikipedia article. Just like The Big Sleep:...uh, will get back to you on that one.
Originally Posted by Torgo
Blue Velvet: A man finds an ear.
Indeed. A guy gets off using an oxygen tank.

Very topical.
Blue Velvet: A man finds an ear.
Originally Posted by SpelingError
Originally Posted by Allaby
Also, watch the films sped up so you can get through a regular length movie in a matter of minutes.
Or better yet, just read the Wikipedia summary for the films and consider that to be enough.
Read the first sentence and call it a day.
Originally Posted by Allaby
Also, watch the films sped up so you can get through a regular length movie in a matter of minutes.
Or better yet, just read the Wikipedia summary for the films and consider that to be enough.