[quote=AgrippinaX]‘Well, the Pope may be French, but Jesus is English’. My theology degree-possessing soul hurts :lol:[/quote]

[quote=Death Proof][quote=The Rodent]
Summer 2012 the UK had a drought, and all the underground reservoirs dried up.

MET Office panic mongered their way through a Press conference as usual, and said we'd need "50 years of constant torrential rain to refill them".

**Drum-roll**

Inside of 2 weeks they were overflowing to the point the ground couldn't take it and we had floods.[/quote]


Just buy an iceberg. Problem solved.[/quote]

[quote=The Rodent][quote=Death Proof][quote=John McClane]yay! rain :)

pollen count been murdering[/quote]

I remember one summer in the late 90's we didn't get rain for something like 2 months straight - everything was covered in yellow pollen. The count for that time of year was normally something like 500 - that year it was 5000.

When it did finally rain it looked like rivers of piss roiling down the street.[/quote]


Summer 2012 the UK had a drought, and all the underground reservoirs dried up.

MET Office panic mongered their way through a Press conference as usual, and said we'd need "50 years of constant torrential rain to refill them".

**Drum-roll**

Inside of 2 weeks they were overflowing to the point the ground couldn't take it and we had floods.[/quote]

[quote=Death Proof][quote=John McClane]yay! rain :)

pollen count been murdering[/quote]

I remember one summer in the late 90's we didn't get rain for something like 2 months straight - everything was covered in yellow pollen. The count for that time of year was normally something like 500 - that year it was 5000.

When it did finally rain it looked like rivers of piss roiling down the street.[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]yay! rain :)

pollen count been murdering[/quote]

[quote=ynwtf]They so perdy too.[/quote]

[quote=SpelingError][quote=ynwtf]beat.[/quote]
Beets

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[quote=ynwtf]beat.[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]dug my flac library out of cold storage to make an extra copy. two is one[/quote]

[quote=Mr Minio][quote=John W Constantine]Mine says I've been here too long[/quote] I thought you were joking but it really does!

[img]https://i.imgur.com/BLDboWn.png[/img][/quote]