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prison seems like an awful term for old folks home, but my gramps would have agreed. he called the workers the Gestapo
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Used to be my oldest friends were either in prison or dead. Not so much the former now but definitely the latter.
Originally Posted by John McClane
I hear it’s cheaper to hire a call girl than a nurse for end of life care. 
Thats one way to have a 'Happy Ending'.
I hear it’s cheaper to hire a call girl than a nurse for end of life care.
The prospect of dying alone is a major existential crisis. But I plan on running up some old person debt before I go. Just try and collect, suckers!
Originally Posted by Yoda
It's very true (the life changing thing, not the eyebrows thing). I met my wife at a party and it wasn't normally the kind of place I'd go, but my friend dragged me to it, so here we are.
You people make it sound like all of it was so random. Oh right, I forgot you go out.
My oldest friend is just the kid that happened to be next to me at the "bring your own lunch" table my very first day of 5th grade.
Even friendships can be pretty random sometimes. It's quite interesting to think about certainly.
Originally Posted by Yoda
It's very true (the life changing thing, not the eyebrows thing). I met my wife at a party and it wasn't normally the kind of place I'd go, but my friend dragged me to it, so here we are.