[quote=John McClane]Hemorrhoidcide[/quote]

[quote=ynwtf][quote=Austruck]Headed to Houston for the weekend for a friend's wedding. Assuming my flight isn't canceled, that is...

Yoda... It's Mr. Hatchett gettin' hitched![/quote]

Sounds like a movie.

It's the story of a man [dark, brooding musical tones] living a life of isolation in the cold, rocky mountains of Houston, Texas, who one day, while on a hike to town for winter supplies, [poppy happy, clumsy music] befriends a quirky middle-aged checkout clerk at the local Piggly Wiggly store. At first, they hate each other "PRICE CHECK ON..... on.... uh. HEMORRHOID OINTMENT"  [b]- record scratch - [/b] but soon find they both share a strange secret [suspenseful string trill]. They both are sociopathic murderers!

"Honey, he's getting away!"

From the writer of [i]The Heartbreak Kid[/i], and Blumhouse Productions comes the newest RomCom-Horror indie blockbuster hit on the summer, [i]Hitching Hatchetts![/i]

[blood splatters the screen as the bagboy falls lifeless to the sidewalk. passersby all turn and gasp.]

"Not on MY watch, babe! Looks like we'll have plenty of meat this season!!"[/quote]

[quote=ynwtf][quote=Powdered Water]Dude. A mass shooting 3 blocks from me 2 wekends ago. 4 people  dead shot dead on the 4th. And then today on our way to a doctor's appointment a 14 year old girl gets murdered within feet of the doctor's office. Holy sh*t man... am feeling stressed.[/quote]


dang, dude. things are getting crazy. well, i guess things have always BEEN crazy but there's a weird sort of reality buffer when it's only ever on the news. kind of a strange perception there, but i'm off topic. my point, be safe over. i'd say that's a little too close to home, but the stuff shouldn't be happening [i]anywhere[/i]. stay alert. stay safe.

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[quote=Austruck]Headed to Houston for the weekend for a friend's wedding. Assuming my flight isn't canceled, that is...

Yoda... It's Mr. Hatchett gettin' hitched![/quote]

[quote=Torgo]I hear you. I'd say stay safe, but it seems like nowhere is safe lately.[/quote]

[quote=Powdered Water]Anyways...[/quote]

[quote=Powdered Water]Dude. A mass shooting 3 blocks from me 2 wekends ago. 4 people  dead shot dead on the 4th. And then today on our way to a doctor's appointment a 14 year old girl gets murdered within feet of the doctor's office. Holy sh*t man... am feeling stressed.[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]Just when I started thinking the internet is not as crazy as I originally suspected I stumble into bitchute. Yeah, the digital ether is certifiable.[/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic]How nervous when doctor’s office is blasting devotional music in the waiting room?[/font][/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic]Then again, if that happened in the first place…

Alright. We’re having a good time[/font][/quote]

[quote=ynwtf][quote=doubledenim][quote=John McClane]I turned 18 on 07/07/07

The payout was shit[/quote]

[font=century gothic]My sister’s birthday woulda been 7.7.77 if my mom coulda kept those legs together for another hour.[/font][/quote]


OMG lol[/quote]