The Shoutbox
I've hired a chap to do that, but he keeps leaving a duck in my toilet.
You ever gonna empty that bin?
I've asked you in the past not to hang around my bathroom...
This one?
Let's not forget the best duck: Toilet Duck.
Or maybe a moan?
You sure it wasn't more of a groan
i lol'd pretty loud just now.
I wonder if mallards judge other ducks?
I can just imagine them banging a gavel as they pass sentence on some poor delinquent duckling.

"Duncan Duck, you have been found guilty of bobbing when you should have been paddling and I sentence you to two weeks detention. Take him down!"

"At once M'lard"
"they called me a quack one too many times...."