The Shoutbox
and yes, i’m back on the sauce. max sauce
i still think it’s batshit ridiculous that Sansa Stark becomes the smartest person ever at the outset of season 8. yet they hide in the ****ing crypt? yeah, sure, why not?
when in Rome, find the fastest way out
Originally Posted by Corax
Originally Posted by Cryptic
Originally Posted by Corax
In the next Mortal Kombat game we should meet Shang Tsung doing pottery and meditation. Not really repentant or regretful, but just bored with endlessly ripping spines out of bodies and instead microdosing and microbrewing to break up the monotony of all the violence.

Can you imagine him in a call centre lol
"Foolish mortal! You can save eight-hundred dollars a year on deductibles with our superior Gold Plus Plan. No denizen of Outworld can make such a boast. I will allow you a moment to contemplate your error before terminating this call."

Hahahahaha :-) love it.


"Thank you for choosing the Gold Plus Plan. You have made a wise choice" [ends call] "Flawless victory!".
Originally Posted by Cryptic
Originally Posted by Corax
In the next Mortal Kombat game we should meet Shang Tsung doing pottery and meditation. Not really repentant or regretful, but just bored with endlessly ripping spines out of bodies and instead microdosing and microbrewing to break up the monotony of all the violence.

Can you imagine him in a call centre lol
"Foolish mortal! You can save eight-hundred dollars a year on deductibles with our superior Gold Plus Plan. No denizen of Outworld can make such a boast. I will allow you a moment to contemplate your error before terminating this call."
Originally Posted by Corax
In the next Mortal Kombat game we should meet Shang Tsung doing pottery and meditation. Not really repentant or regretful, but just bored with endlessly ripping spines out of bodies and instead microdosing and microbrewing to break up the monotony of all the violence.

Can you imagine him in a call centre lol
In the next Mortal Kombat game we should meet Shang Tsung doing pottery and meditation. Not really repentant or regretful, but just bored with endlessly ripping spines out of bodies and instead microdosing and microbrewing to break up the monotony of all the violence.
The Gameboy VR should go first, keeping it will only be a headache.
aye, time to offload some game boy shit
It's those unexpected ones that hurt the most.
Right there with ya!