[quote=doubledenim][font=century Gothic] Except for Mr. Green's mom. That lady is a saint. Without her, there would be no MoFo'ing it. [/font][/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][font=century Gothic] Just remember, no one has ever lied to you more in your life than Mom.

"You look fine, dear." "Of course the other kids will like you." "Spam is good for you." "Your hair looks fine." 
[center] :rotfl:[/center] [/font][/quote]

[quote=John McClane]And happy Mother’s Day fosho. Gotta celebrate them even if they hate on you all the time. :)[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]I love how Father’s Day is trending on twitter and people are getting outraged and making it trend more. God bless the algorithm.[/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][font=century Gothic] Happy Mother's Day to all the MoFo mommies! 

Remember, today is the one day a year that you can smack your kids and nobody will say anything.. 

[size=-2]wait,wth? Who wrote this copy? JIM, GET IN HERE! You people let me go live with this...[/size][/font][/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][Font=century gothic]I'm still here. Let my existence sustain you during these troubled times. I am the port in the storm ⚓[/font][/quote]

[quote=John McClane]Man, the universe can take 2020 back. I don’t want it. I just learned of Irrfan Khan’s passing. Tremendous loss. :bawling:[/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][Font=century gothic]Familiar with the practice?[/font][/quote]

[quote=AgrippinaX][quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic]I just stole some furniture :shifty: Felt sorry for the people that paid for theirs.[/font][/quote]

That’s the spirit.[/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic]I just stole some furniture :shifty: Felt sorry for the people that paid for theirs.[/font][/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][Font=century gothic]Saaarreee. Naaahhtt saaaarreee.[/font][/quote]