[quote=Sedai]Or Spotify's "Last chance to get 3 free months of premium!" that has been offered to me for years on end...[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]I think it's hysterical when retailers do ad campaigns about limited time deal prices, and the price is the same price it has always been! You ain't foolin' me! :lol:[/quote]

[quote=Chypmunk]Personally I think they should all be put into an albumen hidden away forever .... I can't wait until people run out of them and it's all ova.[/quote]

[quote=Wyldesyde19]These puns make me eggstatic[/quote]

[quote=ynwtf]well, ifin' yer gonna let me, I guess omelette you too.[/quote]

[quote=John-Connor][img]https://i.imgur.com/GiidZ.gif[/img][/quote]

[quote=Chypmunk]Oeuf, some of these puns are rotten :p[/quote]

[quote=ynwtf]Green eggssoylant and ham.[/quote]

[quote=Wyldesyde19]Eggs cellent[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]And one time I got kicked out of a comic book store for dancing to a polka song off of a Nokia phone. Good times.[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]The word yolk always makes me think of polka music.[/quote]