The Shoutbox
Yeah, I 'spose so. Doesn't matter to me.

"Tell my boss that I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love...and I won't be back for ten minutes!"
So, anyway. I'm going to be back here this evening. Have a good one, Chris. Always a pleasure.

Catchya.
The quoting games are fun.
The attitude isn't.

I'm sure you'll agree.
I'm talking about the quotes.
I'm talking about the entire thing.
She jerk attitude, the looking down upon each and every one of us, the "clever" randomness, the deliberatly being "better" than us....

It's kind of boring.
Uh, I was never impressed. It's not about that. I quote because it's fun...and because it's even more fun when someone else joins in (or several others, even), so that we all fire quotes from the same source back at each other. That's always a blast. Plus, now and then, I'll shoot something a little obscure out to see if anyone else has heard of it.
Well come on!
Is anyone really impressed anymore?
"Fisrt time?"

"No, I've been nervous lots of times."
Ouch. You're totally harshing his mellow.
Your bit has become predictable, stale and boring Holden.
"Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!"
"Doctor, can you give your impression of Mr. Stryker to the Court?"

"I'm a psychiatrist, I don't do impressions."