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I refuse to love him until he finishes the "Face Job" game.
After that though, I have candles and lubricant waiting.
After that though, I have candles and lubricant waiting.
i am quite drunk. very drunk in fact. hope everyone is okay. "all i ever wanted was a little love to take the pain away"
I remember my sophomore year of college like it was yesterday--the walks down to the ravine under the moonlight. I would softly amble down to the edge of the creek, press my hands against my thighs, and cordially vomit at the water's edge. Yesterday I was wondering what it was about those walks that moved me so, made me so calm.
Then it hit me: It was the vomiting.
Then it hit me: It was the vomiting.
To the extent that I am not wearing pants is the extent to which my thoughts yet again return to Yoda.