The Shoutbox
What movies talk about you?
"You should have saved me. You should have saved all of us." Clock's ticking, my friend. We're running out of time ....mostly.
The Jiu-Jitsu Gerbil.
The Karate Dog?
help.
Earlier today, while in town, I wanted to rent a movie on amazon. Now I can't remember the movie.
I didn't say stupid bear. That was more of an aside. An internal thought, shared with you, the reader. Otherwise, I would have placed it into quotes. You see, bears can only hear quoted words. So if you ever need to say anything that would be best a bear did not know, then simply remove the quotes. He didn't hear that I think he's stupid. But he knows. He knows. They know more than they let on, those masters of manipulation. Perhaps that's why he ate all of the marmalade? So that I'd end up with apricot preserves in my ears. Cunning bastard.
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When I get bored, I like to put apricot preserves into my ears and shout, "There's no more marmalade, bear! There's no. More. MARMALADE!?" When he replies with his feeble and improvised lies, I remind him that I can't hear him... If there was only still that jar of marmalade then, perhaps, we might be able to have a civil conversation. Stupid bear.
I sometimes whisper, "shhhh... Shh.. shh... Just let go..." When I have a co-worker in a headlock.
Dogs can't look up.