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I'm going to DC on October 1st to meet the president of the company from Estonia.
Second and third stringers, and we're still kicking butt!
I'm drunk again, and my farts smell like raw sewage. Should I be concerned?
Originally Posted by The Sci-Fi Slob
I've supped 3 bottles of the finest white wine, and about 20 pints of lager. Still going strong. I should be dead really...
Your posts worry me, Slob. Not sure if it's the physical or mental aspect I worry about the most though.
My imagination is struggling with the thought of Leatherface sharpening his chainsaw.
Originally Posted by The Rodent

I thought a zombie had crawled up my backside the other day and got stuck.
I wreaked.
There's a new take on an exhausted genre.
Originally Posted by The Rodent
Originally Posted by The Sci-Fi Slob
I'm drunk again, and my farts smell like raw sewage. Should I be concerned?
I thought a zombie had crawled up my backside the other day and got stuck.
I wreaked.
I've supped 3 bottles of the finest white wine, and about 20 pints of lager. Still going strong. I should be dead really...
Originally Posted by The Sci-Fi Slob
I'm drunk again, and my farts smell like raw sewage. Should I be concerned?
I thought a zombie had crawled up my backside the other day and got stuck.
I wreaked.
I'm drunk again, and my farts smell like raw sewage. Should I be concerned?
That's right. If you're not living in the grey, you're not trying hard enough.
Seeing as they're apparently buying the Red Bull F1 team for 2018 it looks like they're getting into practise early.
Volkswagen and their emissions evading software could be viewed as preparation for joining NASCAR.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/...laws/72400018/