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Er... I mean that the thought lingered for only a moment. Not that it took a moment for the gerbil to collapse into a pile of gerbil cubes.
Cuz that's how I imagine gerbils breaking down. Into pixelated forms. Not into little Kurt Russells.
Cuz that's how I imagine gerbils breaking down. Into pixelated forms. Not into little Kurt Russells.
Originally Posted by cat_sidhe
Originally Posted by Tacitus
The humble gerbil: The animal which almost broke up my marriage.... before it broke up properly.
Originally Posted by Iroquois
Trying to finalise my picks for the 2017 MoFo Film Awards and man there are way too many categories where I just can't decide on a choice, but that's what happens with these things, I guess.
Trying to finalise my picks for the 2017 MoFo Film Awards and man there are way too many categories where I just can't decide on a choice, but that's what happens with these things, I guess.
Originally Posted by Tacitus
The humble gerbil: The animal which almost broke up my marriage.... before it broke up properly.
They emit a toxin that induces rage, the gerbils, to distract or even thin packs of predators to help survive encounters. Or so I've read. Here. As I type it.
I'm not surprised.
I'm not surprised.
The humble gerbil: The animal which almost broke up my marriage.... before it broke up properly.
Our family hamster died so I bought a surprise gerbil to replace it - Cue more fury than I ever thought possible out of one person.
I thought it was cute. The gerbil.
Our family hamster died so I bought a surprise gerbil to replace it - Cue more fury than I ever thought possible out of one person.
I thought it was cute. The gerbil.
I Don't have any kids so I'm just hiding green pistachios around the house for the gerbil.
I lied. I have no gerbils either. Tomorrow will be spent cleaning pistachios from the floor and weeping.
...the loss of good pistachios.
I lied. I have no gerbils either. Tomorrow will be spent cleaning pistachios from the floor and weeping.
...the loss of good pistachios.