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Yeah, that's....not where my brain went.
Er... I mean that the thought lingered for only a moment. Not that it took a moment for the gerbil to collapse into a pile of gerbil cubes.

Cuz that's how I imagine gerbils breaking down. Into pixelated forms. Not into little Kurt Russells.
Originally Posted by cat_sidhe
Originally Posted by Tacitus
The humble gerbil: The animal which almost broke up my marriage.... before it broke up properly.
Before I read the explanation, this sentence BOGGLED MY IMAGINATION.
lol I read it to mean the gerbil literally broke apart and crumbled. For a moment.
Originally Posted by Iroquois
Trying to finalise my picks for the 2017 MoFo Film Awards and man there are way too many categories where I just can't decide on a choice, but that's what happens with these things, I guess.
Same. Will send mine after I've had a few moments to get over The Emoji Movie.
Trying to finalise my picks for the 2017 MoFo Film Awards and man there are way too many categories where I just can't decide on a choice, but that's what happens with these things, I guess.
Originally Posted by Tacitus
The humble gerbil: The animal which almost broke up my marriage.... before it broke up properly.
Before I read the explanation, this sentence BOGGLED MY IMAGINATION.
They emit a toxin that induces rage, the gerbils, to distract or even thin packs of predators to help survive encounters. Or so I've read. Here. As I type it.

I'm not surprised.

The humble gerbil: The animal which almost broke up my marriage.... before it broke up properly.

Our family hamster died so I bought a surprise gerbil to replace it - Cue more fury than I ever thought possible out of one person.

I thought it was cute. The gerbil.
I Don't have any kids so I'm just hiding green pistachios around the house for the gerbil.

I lied. I have no gerbils either. Tomorrow will be spent cleaning pistachios from the floor and weeping.

...the loss of good pistachios.
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