[quote=Allaby]I wish I was a different person.[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]only bad thing about big dogs is when you gotta pick them up

[img_size=300]https://media.tenor.com/DqBmpMI7CVcAAAAC/back-pain-backache.gif[/img_size][/quote]

[quote=Austruck][quote=John McClane]what if it was a unicycle and doomed to be alone?[/quote]
Oh sorry, I spoke too soon.[/quote]

[quote=Austruck][quote=John McClane]what if it was a unicycle and doomed to be alone?[/quote]
Sad thing, but it's the cycle of life.[/quote]

[quote=John W Constantine]Yeah, crazy horny.[/quote]

[quote=rauldc14][quote=John McClane][i]I rode my bike over to a cemetery nearby. Her boyfriend just died.[/i][/quote]

Dude died in a handgliding incident. What an idiot. What a loser.[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]what if it was a unicycle and doomed to be alone?[/quote]

[quote=Corax][quote=John McClane][i]I rode my bike over to a cemetery nearby. Her boyfriend just died.[/i][/quote]
Your bike had a boyfriend?[/quote]

[quote=John McClane][i]I rode my bike over to a cemetery nearby. Her boyfriend just died.[/i][/quote]

[quote=Yoda]As stupid as that line is it still gets me.[/quote]

[quote=John W Constantine][quote=doubledenim][quote=John W Constantine]i know how you kids like em sloppy![/quote]
[font=century gothic]Meeeetloaf sandwich![/font][/quote]
MA! THE MEAT-LOAF! F*CK![/quote]