The Shoutbox
Originally Posted by Gatsby
Me:

- DiCaprio as Gatsby
- Judge Judy
- Intentionally bad MS paint version of DiCaprio Gatsby (thanks Zotis)
- Judge Judy: Christmas Edition
- Liam Gallagher circa 1995
My goose, I've had so many. Here's some I can recollect.

meh:
An artist's rendition of The Rose Petal Scene from 'American Beauty'
'Silencio' Woman from Mulholland Drive
Bobbi No-Nose from Fallout 4 ("What is going on in my tunnel?")
Isabella Rossellini from 'Blue Velvet'
Eraserhead
David Lynch Smoking
Pepe
Micheal Jackson
Micheal Jackson
Micheal Jackson
Micheal Jackson
Micheal Jackson
Micheal Jackson
Micheal Jackson
Micheal Jackson
TLJ Luke Skywalker, just to piss off pressed fanboys (with a Christmas Hat )
Micheal Jackson
Elio Perlman
Dwight Schrute
Xavier (from Oedipus The King)
125+ acre grass fire broke out about 3 hours ago, approx. 4 miles from my house. Fingers crossed that firefighters get it contained quickly.
Me:

- DiCaprio as Gatsby
- Judge Judy
- Intentionally bad MS paint version of DiCaprio Gatsby (thanks Zotis)
- Judge Judy: Christmas Edition
- Liam Gallagher circa 1995
Avatars I remember having:

This one.
Mrs. Doubtfire
George Clooney descendants
Nemo avatar
Cheshire Cat
Casey Affleck Manchester

There's been more but that's off top of head
so if you have to record a drumset with an iphone etc..here's a trick...wrap the phone in a sock or washcloth (a lot of phones have built in overload control so it's not so clippy)...then, take the file and import into audio software...make 3 copies and stack them in sync on top of each other...

the bottom track - minus all of the high end and midrange, jack up the low end til it reaches a good volume and punchness but no clipping


the 2nd track on top - cut the bass end and the highs completely out

the top track - cut out all of the bass end and the mids...

once these are in the ballpark as described, season to taste..once the mix sounds luscious, merge all of the tracks into 1 single track, then duplicate again....now there should be 2 submixed tracks stacked on top of each other....open up your timeline needle view mode so you can really zoon in there - offset the bottom track by a few ms

this will give a very slight delay and widen the track

then pan the top track to 10am, and the bottom track to 3pm
I can't stand any more drum loops for tonight.
Originally Posted by Camo
Northern European (Scotland included) Culture is pretty horrifying.
Oh I'm prepared for that, just not so sure about deep fried pizza et al.
Northern European (Scotland included) Culture is pretty horrifying.
Originally Posted by Camo

I have no idea what a Fife accent is but i know several people from around Fife? Who knows!
Didn't either umtil I heard one, but to ne honst, it's mild. WHEN SWEDES FEEL THE FEAR OVER MILD SCOTTISH ACCENTS....and then make albums about beign Guardians of Asgard (Swedes in general)....I can't quite deal.
Originally Posted by cat_sidhe
Originally Posted by Camo
Originally Posted by cat_sidhe
He gets really emotional abut The Wire.

Total keeper.
Think he's mixing you up with me as his life partner.
Might be... He gets a bit overpowered by a Fife accent and panic hands the phone to me to silently interpret.

In person he can add half-lipreading so you Scottish people aren't so frightening to SENSITIVE SWEDES.

I have no idea what a Fife accent is but i know several people from around Fife? Who knows!
Originally Posted by Camo
Originally Posted by cat_sidhe
He gets really emotional abut The Wire.

Total keeper.
Think he's mixing you up with me as his life partner.
Might be... He gets a bit overpowered by a Fife accent and panic hands the phone to me to silently interpret.

In person he can add half-lipreading so you Scottish people aren't so frightening to SENSITIVE SWEDES.