The Shoutbox
Hopefully, legalization happens before retirement.

Cuz I can see it taking 30 years for it to happen in Not' Kackillac.
You’re getting me hyped for my trip to Boston. Infused candy!
Legal $10 a serving alcohol at a concert in the sun sounds like a meltdown waiting to happen.

A nice cookie would be better for everyone.
One of these days the US won't be so antiquated, "cite Segura's bit about explaining weed to his kids in the future" and we can all sit in our rockers and wonder what if.

At least Amazon in WA doesn't terminate for weed.
Originally Posted by John McClane
Vacation this week. It is glorious.
Vacation next week. It will be glorious. Except for the whole part about not enjoying some of the benefits of WA state's new tourism draw. Especially going to see Beck
Vacation this week. It is glorious.
Yeah, I can't even imagine how that could go wrong.
"TSA has been provided universal "master" keys under agreements with Safe Skies Luggage Locks and Travel Sentry so that certain branded locks may not have to be cut to inspect baggage. These locks are commercially available, and packaging on the locks should indicate they may be opened by TSA officers. TSA has no position on the validity or effectiveness of these product as a security measure and will be forced to remove these products if necessary during the inspection."

Wonder what one of those goes for on eBay?
Speaking of July, who needs blueberries?

No, these are not blueberries that you spell with an X.
Hello July, been waiting a while for you to show up.
Originally Posted by ynwtf
Meow meow cupcake cows;
la la, la-la laaaa.

And you sing that ...in the key of G.