The Shoutbox
Edward Norton bulked up to 150 lb for American History X . He claims he was never that "jacked", they purposely cast small people around him.
Ha. No.
I just randomly remembered a theme song from childhood and wondered how it would read in text.

Originally Posted by ynwtf
Doo doo doo doo doo be doo boo,
Badabum dum bah duddum;

Doo doo doo doo DOO be doo boo,
Badabum bum bah duh-DUM!

Dance your cares away...
Is that your way of saying I’m annoying?
That’s just to illustrate one of the reasons why I chose the name I did.

I figure I need to put just as much thought/work into creating/maintaining a brand.
I’m Tonie Barde
I lead the vanguard
Take head and stay on guard
I’ll swipe your credit card
I’ll swipe till it’s charred
Discard it like a cheater’s flash card
When you see the balance
You’ll be caught off guard
Doo doo doo doo doo be doo boo,
Badabum dum bah duddum;

Doo doo doo doo DOO be doo boo,
Badabum bum bah duh-DUM!

Dance your cares away...
Yo, when I get a stack of them bennies
I know what I’m doing I’m hitting JCPennys
Hitting the rack and buying suits for my crew
So you know who we are when we roll through
What can I say? That’s just what I do.
I spread the wealth and you should, too.
You want grown man bars?
Ok, **** these flash cars
I'm trying to retire
I'll put in the work and try to drop fire
Tell the world about the pain of the game
When you're not true to yourself
You sound real lame
My lines don't open eyes
That's fine, it'd be worse if I don't try.
Haven't you heard?
We all end up in a hearse.
And all that's left is words.
"Grown man bars, is something you gotta deal with.
No matter how many of them fabricated lines he say, it aint gonna equal up to this real sh*t"
Forgot to mention: WOTD rhyme.