[quote=John McClane]I have set myself up for failure. I have no idea how to top this intro.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B4ERZDOF5mL/?igshid=umox67ww1pk6[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]Wake and eat pancakes
Go to work and face these fakes
Don’t know how much I can take
If I stay much longer I’ll finally break[/quote]

[quote=ynwtf]PANKCAKES!!!!
rrrrRrrrrRRRRRAAAAAAHH!!!![/quote]

[quote=John McClane]WOTD Rhyme

You and I love philately
That’s probably why you flatter me[/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic]"We gonna win this race." :lol:[/font][/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic]In southern LA people pronounce it Chik-a-lay.
Waffle cut fries, toe-tap sip a citrus bev-a-RAGE
Before you think I'm being serious,
remember when Eddie said in Delirious,
Elvis can't act, so they had that fool sing lem-o-nade".[/font][/quote]

[quote=John McClane]Take that Kanye

https://twitter.com/toniebarde/status/1187837520035401728[/quote]

[quote=banality]now all i need is yall to pronounce my name 
it's kanye but some of my plaques they still say kayne[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]Also, let it be known I dropped a rhyme about Chick-fil-la a week before Kayne West.

Imma call mah lawyers... :laugh:[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]No, you cannot sponsor this post.
Only I will conjure these boasts.
Come on by if you want pot roast
Come on by if you want pot toasts.[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]When I wheel and deal
I'm unreal.
Wore the tread off my heel.
More oatmeal for me
Four billion done set me free.[/quote]